October 2011
RT @DelbertShoopman: I know you’re questioning “What’s This Life For”…Don’t! Just keep your spirits “Higher” & that’s where we’ll go! …
Oct 30th
RT @DelbertShoopman: I know you’re questioning “What’s This Life For”…Don’t! Just keep your spirits “Higher” & that’s where we’ll go! …
Oct 30th
September 2011
RT @fusetv: RT if you’re just a bit too happy that it’s Friday!! #TGIF
Sep 3rd
August 2011
RT @okkervilriver: You’ve got to love the airport TSA I.D. checker guy who replies, “Livin’ the dream!” when you ask him how it’s going.
Aug 30th
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Band Name or Medical Condition? Ferocious Anal Upset!
Aug 26th
Aug 25th
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coworker passed this: http://t.co/po8NpoG The BEST “products we sell” page EVER! Click the link, don’t click on anything, just wait/watch.
Aug 25th
RT @LakeviewPantry: Lakeview Pantry is hiring! Check out our new open position: Director of Education and Advocacy. http://ow.ly/64KvM
Aug 18th
RT @LakeviewPantry: Lakeview Pantry is hiring! Check out our new open position: Director of Education and Advocacy. http://ow.ly/64KvM
Aug 17th
RT @PepsiMAX: mark’s on the cover of GQ! RT @GQMagazine GQ takes New York with New York Jets’ QB Mark Sanchez. gqm.ag/rh8vrK @nyjets @ma …
Aug 16th
Can’t believe this book banning still happens, appalling & Un-American! RT @CitizenBain @Undervault “Maybe in another town, it’s a classic.”
Aug 2nd
Can’t believe this book banning still happens, appalling & Un-American! RT @CitizenBain @Undervault “Maybe in another town, it’s a classic.”
Aug 2nd
July 2011
Footloose Pt 2? RT @GalleyCat High school library yanks Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-5 & Sarah Ockler’s Twenty Boy Summer: http://t.co/VFMxrA6
Jul 29th
Footloose Pt 2? RT @GalleyCat High school library yanks Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-5 & Sarah Ockler’s Twenty Boy Summer: http://t.co/VFMxrA6
Jul 29th
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This is the glamorous.: Insults, embarrassed... →
Though there is a closer convenience store to my apartment, I like to walk down to the 7-Eleven in my neighborhood. I’ve been in it so many times I know the staff and they know me well enough to know that I only purchase four things there (emergency rolls of toilet paper, soda or G2 or juice, ice…  I love reading little “moment” stories like this one; fun read Glamorous! And...
Jul 26th
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Jul 22nd
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SUCKS! Twitter no longer connects at work! :-( DAMN DAMN DAMN
Jul 22nd
RT @fimoculous: Well that was one fine soul-crushing day.
Jul 20th
RT @fimoculous: Well that was one fine soul-crushing day.
Jul 20th
Jul 19th
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I bin dreamin'
chris: Imagine this: you wake up, and you find yourself sitting in front of a computer screen much like the one you’re looking at now, only this one’s in an internet café and you’re watching a webcam feed. The feed’s nothing interesting - it’s of a couple of massive church doors - but these doors are, inexplicably, leading out to a sheer drop off the edge of a cliff, and it looks like the...
Jul 15th
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“Good afternoon. My name is Glenn Danzig and I’m here to take your daughter on a...”
– -Glenn Danzig (via tomoatmeal)  motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (via nedhepburn)
Jul 14th
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RT @ConanOBrien: July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter
Jul 6th
OH just now outside my window: “You wanna be a motherfuckin’ Gaylord? They gonna make you motherfuckin’ WORK!”
Jul 5th
OH just now outside my window: “You wanna be a motherfuckin’ Gaylord? They gonna make you motherfuckin’ WORK!”
Jul 5th
June 2011
RT @shannon_michele: i’m peter francis geraci, chapter 13 of my info tape lmfao #chicagoquotes
Jun 23rd
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Addmaster, you expensive Bastard!
Jun 23rd
Addmaster, you expensive Bastard!
Jun 22nd
RT @GetDrunkNdParty: Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
Jun 21st
To quote #Whitesnake : ‘In the heat of the night…” YEEEAAAAAAAAH! (Tawny kitane … oof!)
Jun 9th
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First Naked Day of the summer.
Jun 6th
I probably shouldn’t be standing on the back porch, what with all these little kids playing in the park :-/
Jun 5th
RT @nedhepburn: remember that part in Point Break where Keanu fires a gun into the air and screams in frustration? i do that with Fabreeze.
Jun 4th
Just went out for a smoke and a fart; both did wonders for my soul.
Jun 3rd
Ack! The #ChemicalBrothers are asking me if I passed #TheAcidTest! I don’t know how to answer! Help!
Jun 2nd
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Forehead Sweat. Band name or uncomfortable feeling?
Jun 1st
May 2011
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
May 31st
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
May 30th
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RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
May 30th
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
May 29th
Man, what a long-ass week; I have a feeling I may “overdo” it tonight. Tomorrow I might be living The Hangover Part 3.
May 29th
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
May 28th
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
May 28th
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
May 27th
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
May 27th
#np The Kills “No Wow” — incorrectly named because it’s, like, WOW!
May 26th
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping? He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
May 25th
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping? He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
May 25th
#np The Spinanes “Manos”
May 24th
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May 23rd