Notes From UnderVault

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bowlingalleylawyer: vela: “(I Belong to The) Blank Generation” by Richard Hell and the Voidoids ...

Oct 1st

Oh MY!

Basically, my last few post are:  Glory Hole, Penis, Vagina, Craigslist Casual Encounters. This...

Oct 1st

Sex in a Tufts University dorm is fine....

davidkendall: notesfromundervault: lauraf229: bowlsby: This semester, the school has a new...

Oct 1st

youngmanhattanite: Penis.  No, I’m sorry.  I actually ordered the Vagina, thanks.

Oct 1st

It's getting cold and you're still...

bowlingalleylawyer: figuremeout: Make October Awkward Sexual Advances month and find someone to...

Oct 1st

I think that I'm so psychotic and so...

(via littlemissbitesize) This actually made a lot of sense to me…down her in The Gopher...

Sep 30th

topherchris: This is not a test post.  This IS a pipe.

Sep 30th

Sex in a Tufts University dorm is fine....

lauraf229: bowlsby: This semester, the school has a new policy banning sexual activity while a...

Sep 30th

"...think of the person behind the computer,...

Sep 29th

Fall in Chicago

Fallen Chicago.

Sep 29th

A person wrote this on the internet for...

kmase: “sometimes eggs are just what you need in the morning. they seem to go with everything...

Sep 29th

It is not at all unnerving to have...

subjecttomeg: It’s totally normal.  I’m sure it means nothing.  Good thing Inothernews isn’t...

Sep 29th

“White boys love Latinas. And a lot of asians. It’s a new...”
— La Coacha (via onlymichelle) ...

Sep 29th

Another reason you (mac) should be on...

motodd: http://twitter.com/ladysov Ch-Ching! Funny you should mention this (“another...

Sep 29th

Looking for "the long money"

Just watched Wonderland last night; I’m now wanting to buy lots of drugs, guns, and have sex...

Sep 29th

Insanity Wolf ate my creativity today.

I’ll try to be more social tomorrow! Maybe, I am researching stuff online with the idea and...

Sep 28th

brianvan: gompr: Hoooly moooly, xkcd. Way to hit the nail...

Sep 28th

notesfromundervault

leoplurodon: just wondering where you got the idea that i was from chicago. i’m from jersey, kid....

Sep 28th

oh hey oh hey let me recap

digitalbath: last night I found out that the old guy that hit on me on facebook raped my classmate...

Sep 28th

(via leoplurodon) So over the years I’ve heard...

Sep 28th

Piss on a Bouncing Betty, I don't wanna...

Betty

Sep 25th

BAL:

sorry for the shout-out (can’t remember Disqus password argh) I didn’t get the idea...

Sep 25th

laurradarrel: This post caught my eye, right quick! Just...

Sep 25th

(via greenerpastures) Here is a picture of the first woman...

Sep 25th

“It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides...”
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via...

Sep 25th

“Most people never listen.”
— Earnest Hemingway (via...

Sep 25th

tanya77: Finish this sentence: Most people are______.  not sitting under a vault.

Sep 25th

Late again. I've given up on ever being...

(via thiswontlastlong) I’m with ya, sister :-( Lateness: Not bad habit, but a LIFESTYLE!

Sep 25th

Always a groomsmen, never a groom

bowlingalleylawyer: notesfromundervault: always a “like,” never a “reblog” :-( (sound of...

Sep 24th

Always a groomsmen, never a groom

always a “like,” never a “reblog” :-( (sound of smallest violin)

Sep 24th

Son of a Whiskey Shot!

Sep 24th

Odd, but not too terribly long ago,

if someone talked about “branding themselves,” it involved fire and a metal object.

Sep 24th

I'm not entirely against Binge Drinking

See, the more women drink, the more funny and sexy they think I am. Without excessive drinking (on...

Sep 24th

carlovely: happy birthday to you mr. tall, dark &...

Sep 24th

youngmanhattanite: david: “You are easily the sexiest internet company I have ever...

Sep 23rd

I have noticed...

lauraf229: that Facebook is becoming the new Myspace for drama!!!!!!!!!! I am probably behind with...

Sep 23rd

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inothernews: grace-notes: The Chemical Brothers: Block Rockin’ Beats I’m not a raver, I...

Sep 23rd

well, I guess this not happening is as good a...

Sep 23rd

It defies reason. Nobody else...

jaimeleigh: Mine would be Colin Farrell. I know he’s nasty. I know he’s fucked everything this side...

Sep 23rd

Can I get a "what what!" over here?

Sep 23rd

Unfortunately, I am an underachiever and...

(in reference to previous post)

Sep 23rd

Most Important Goal for Tonight:

Try to stay sober.

Sep 23rd

If I told you that you had a sexy body,...

;-)

Sep 23rd

Let's meet in the bookstore, and make...

Sep 23rd

My life is in a rut; I think I need a...

…or a powerful, mind-boggling shag!

Sep 23rd

I’m feeling very…

Sep 23rd

My dashboard is moving pretty slow...

Holy Crap!  Does that mean my Tumblrs are actually working today!?!?!?!

Sep 23rd

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thisrecording: Til Tuesday performing “Voices Carry” at the Ritz in 1985…Aimee’s hair is just...

Sep 23rd

Zzzzzzzzzzz -- *SNORT*

Whoa-wha—?  Where am I? Ah shit, still at work, and it’s still friggin’ Tuesday: ...

Sep 22nd

If you combine my last three posts,

you may think I feel Apathetic about being a Liberal Drinker.

Sep 22nd

youngmanhattanite: It just doesn’t matter.  ”don’t mean a thing, not a...

Sep 22nd

bowlingalleylawyer: (via michaelikesit) truth. (I’d...

Sep 22nd

redorangeorangeonred: alanajoy: I can co-sign that.  how...

Sep 22nd

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jacob: TV on the Radio - Wolf Like Me Love this song!

Sep 21st

(via kmase) Kitty:  “Yo, Kmase, what do you mean you...

Sep 21st

johncarney: ifightevil: fascinated: Equally important ...

Sep 21st

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karion: This PSA  for gay marriage in Ireland immediately brings three things to mind: 1.  Irish...

Sep 21st

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carolinemartin: Out of the 200 videos I have on vimeo, this one is my favorite, and I’m finally...

Sep 20th

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spiers: ninety9: If only there were a concise guide to Williamsburg I could use! Reblogging as...

Sep 20th

@ hop haus trying to get too drunk to go to gallaghers :-

Sep 19th

I'm tired of being old; yet, I don't...

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Sep 18th

Callmemellowyellow looks wicked cute....

Sep 18th

fek: youngmanhattanite: johncarney: “A group of dot-comers are at the Magician on Rivington...

Sep 18th

Alone.

Sep 18th

It's Friday Night!

I will be drunk and Naked!

Sep 18th

“Ho-hum. Let’s get a movie and drink on empty stomachs...”
— The Gopher.

Sep 18th

littlemissbitesize: (via mwah17xoxo) Start your own cult.

Sep 18th

I'm not sure why,

but when Biggie J. always calls a refrigerator an “icebox,” I want to smack him in the...

Sep 18th

Too broke to live, to poor to get buried...

:-(

Sep 18th

Duck and cover, ya jaggoff!

Sep 18th

p.s.

fishy: I know, my posts have been completely uninspiring recently. Sorry. I’ll see what I can do to...

Sep 18th

$on of a Bitch!

Sep 18th

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newspeedwayboogie: Nirvana - Love Buzz (Shocking Blue cover) Forget all the bullshit the came...

Sep 18th

friday morning coffee.

peabs: for the first time since I moved to Chicago last June, yours truly is making like Benton...

Sep 18th

youngmanhattanite: DO NOT GET.  Well, Mick did say you can’t always get what you want :-/

Sep 17th

Racism, a bike, a punch.

Sep 17th

I'm thinking it's easier to get...

If you answer, then explain your logic.

Sep 17th

(via leoplurodon) she’s killing me.

Sep 17th

subjecttomeg: Worry and anxiety always give me a break from sadness and depression, but it would be...

Sep 17th

youngmanhattanite: Nora Ephron is off the hook. Kanye killed the Internet. All of you are complete...

Sep 17th

missmlady: I know a certain person that could use this ;) ...

Sep 16th

4.15% Interest?!?!?

Sep 16th

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carlovely: don henley - dirty laundry This is a great song. My bedroom is buried in it.

Sep 16th

That smoke was glorious!

and it’s friggin’ beautiful outside. (I should fake a stomach flu or start tunneling an...

Sep 16th

Hey, I know you're trying to work and...

and Imma gonna let you finish, but I’m going to go outside for the best smoke of the year.

Sep 16th

katiebakes: (Via)  HA! Reblogged for Motodd.

Sep 16th

“You think, since it’s trimmed up, it’ll feel...”
— The Gopher.

Sep 16th

(via leoplurodon) Good.  Sweet.  Lord.  In Heaven!

Sep 16th

How is it that I always end up here?

missmlady: I can’t really put anything into words right now. I feel kinda lost. I’m frustrated. Sad....

Sep 16th

"I want you badly... We should like hook...

digitalbath: done if you bring 5 packages of Bagel Bites with for me to have. Holy Crap! That is...

Sep 16th

AND ALEX BALK I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING...

Sep 16th

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(via alexbalk) Is this Alex singing about Choire?

Sep 16th

“The lineup is unique, the atmosphere is crazily mellow and...”
— ATP New York 2009: Babies and...

Sep 15th

david: I don’t think anyone at Tumblr likes when I throw stuff at them to get their attention. ...

Sep 15th

Ideas That Are Better Than 43 Folders

youngmanhattanite: 42 Folders.  40 Ouncers

Sep 15th

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herheadhurts: Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe

Sep 15th

(via garfieldminusgarfield) *siiigh*

Sep 14th

@ gallaghers why if i get mugged or killed u know where 2 Find da body

Sep 12th

I think I need more coffee

and a beautiful woman sitting on my lap.

Sep 11th

Stuffing envelopes at work again;

see, mom, I totally lived up to my potential! :-(

Sep 11th

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thisistheglamorous: Otis Redding - I’ve Been Loving You Too Long (Live at the Whiskey A Go Go -...

Sep 11th

I think in a past life, I borrowed $5...

sorry, but I still don’t have it.

Sep 11th

Why am I here?

motodd: notesfromundervault: (via motodd) …because Xanga said you were too ghetto and...

Sep 11th

I had two cups of coffee this morning.

onlymichelle: I thought it was a really good idea, but no. I just turned into my mother and...

Sep 11th

On 9/12/01 Hunter Thompson Penned the...

poobah: fletter:brooklynmutt: Fear And Loathing In America It was just after dawn in Woody Creek,...

Sep 11th

Does anyone believe in laughter?

— Robert Plant.

Sep 11th

Why am I here?

(via motodd) …because Xanga said you were too ghetto and LiveJournal called you overly mopey!

Sep 10th

Remember when "Healthcare" talks

used to just be Mr. T. telling you to drink your milk and not do drugs?

Sep 10th

From OnlyMichelle's tumblr:

Gemma: Let me just go grow a penis.
Gemma: Because it takes you four hours to text me back.
Gemma: But if it's got a penis, you respond in the next ten seconds.

Sep 9th

This probably won't get far, but here...

bowlingalleylawyer: vindicatedcommunications: iseeellis: inothernews: Puppies. Righteous...

Sep 8th

jakelodwick: Right vs. Left is wrong at best, a superficial ruse that blocks the mind’s...

Sep 8th

poobah: think4yourself:brooklynmutt: bestpicever

Sep 8th

How Obama should RickRoll everyone...

topherchris: Allah akbar! (beat) Oh snap, y'all. Just kidding!

Sep 8th

out of gas.

natface: I don’t know what it is, but I feel incredibly blank lately in terms of mind activity. I...

Sep 8th

ninety9: Secret note to Balk. @girlfriend has also never heard of WKRP in Cincinnati. Mark it:...

Sep 8th

Fuck @ gallagers drunk & broke again

Sep 5th

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thisistheglamorous: Husker Dü - Makes No Sense at All foreverinflux This is a phrase I think a...

Sep 4th

USSR = Unruly Sinners Seeking Redemption

Sep 4th

USA = Uninhibited Skank Association

Sep 4th

NSFW = No Suck For Weiner :-(

Sep 4th

TGIF = Thank God I Farted!

Sep 4th

OBGYN = "Oh Boy! Girl, You're Naked!"

Sep 4th

MLS = "making librarians sexy"

Sep 4th

lookbookdotnu: Mom s purse Dad s shirt Tonight, I am...

Sep 4th

Being awake for the entire work day...

(via thiswontlastlong) Not where I work ;-)  (shit, don’t tell my boss!)

Sep 4th

waksays: GPOYGDAY (…of your grandmother dressed as you) I...

Sep 4th

Hey, customers, guess what?

gunstreetgirl: I don’t control the shipping dates. I don’t control the inventory. I don’t...

Sep 4th

From Nutrition class powerpoint:

carolinemartin: REASONS FOR LOSS OF TASTE: Surgical removal of part of the mouth or tongue. ...

Sep 3rd

My Gmail is broken.

peterwknox: josh: I want to cry. Someone AIM me when it’s back up. = peterwknox I guess we’ll...

Sep 1st

(via fadychamaa) hee hee clever

Sep 1st

When the end of the world comes, it will...

(via windycitygirl) Uh-oh! Someone’s been listening to X and reading Less Than Zero at the...

Sep 1st

callmemellowyellow: upyourarchitecture: (via sabino)

Sep 1st

whatevs: katiebakes: (via ed209) Every morning your Uncle...

Sep 1st