October 2011
RT @DelbertShoopman: I know you’re questioning “What’s This Life For”…Don’t! Just keep your spirits “Higher” & that’s where we’ll go! …
RT @DelbertShoopman: I know you’re questioning “What’s This Life For”…Don’t! Just keep your spirits “Higher” & that’s where we’ll go! …
September 2011
RT @fusetv: RT if you’re just a bit too happy that it’s Friday!! #TGIF
August 2011
RT @okkervilriver: You’ve got to love the airport TSA I.D. checker guy who replies, “Livin’ the dream!” when you ask him how it’s going.
Band Name or Medical Condition? Ferocious Anal Upset!
coworker passed this: http://t.co/po8NpoG The BEST “products we sell” page EVER! Click the link, don’t click on anything, just wait/watch.
RT @LakeviewPantry: Lakeview Pantry is hiring! Check out our new open position: Director of Education and Advocacy. http://ow.ly/64KvM
RT @LakeviewPantry: Lakeview Pantry is hiring! Check out our new open position: Director of Education and Advocacy. http://ow.ly/64KvM
RT @PepsiMAX: mark’s on the cover of GQ! RT @GQMagazine GQ takes New York with New York Jets’ QB Mark Sanchez. gqm.ag/rh8vrK @nyjets @ma …
Can’t believe this book banning still happens, appalling & Un-American! RT @CitizenBain @Undervault “Maybe in another town, it’s a classic.”
Can’t believe this book banning still happens, appalling & Un-American! RT @CitizenBain @Undervault “Maybe in another town, it’s a classic.”
July 2011
Footloose Pt 2? RT @GalleyCat High school library yanks Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-5 & Sarah Ockler’s Twenty Boy Summer: http://t.co/VFMxrA6
Footloose Pt 2? RT @GalleyCat High school library yanks Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-5 & Sarah Ockler’s Twenty Boy Summer: http://t.co/VFMxrA6
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This is the glamorous.: Insults, embarrassed... →
Though there is a closer convenience store to my apartment, I like to walk down to the 7-Eleven in my neighborhood. I’ve been in it so many times I know the staff and they know me well enough to know that I only purchase four things there (emergency rolls of toilet paper, soda or G2 or juice, ice…
I love reading little “moment” stories like this one; fun read Glamorous!
And...
SUCKS! Twitter no longer connects at work! :-( DAMN DAMN DAMN
RT @fimoculous: Well that was one fine soul-crushing day.
RT @fimoculous: Well that was one fine soul-crushing day.
I bin dreamin'
chris:
Imagine this: you wake up, and you find yourself sitting in front of a computer screen much like the one you’re looking at now, only this one’s in an internet café and you’re watching a webcam feed. The feed’s nothing interesting - it’s of a couple of massive church doors - but these doors are, inexplicably, leading out to a sheer drop off the edge of a cliff, and it looks like the...
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“Good afternoon. My name is Glenn Danzig and I’m here to take your daughter on a...”
– -Glenn Danzig (via tomoatmeal)
motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(via nedhepburn)
RT @ConanOBrien: July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter
OH just now outside my window: “You wanna be a motherfuckin’ Gaylord? They gonna make you motherfuckin’ WORK!”
OH just now outside my window: “You wanna be a motherfuckin’ Gaylord? They gonna make you motherfuckin’ WORK!”
June 2011
RT @shannon_michele: i’m peter francis geraci, chapter 13 of my info tape lmfao #chicagoquotes
Addmaster, you expensive Bastard!
Addmaster, you expensive Bastard!
RT @GetDrunkNdParty: Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
To quote #Whitesnake : ‘In the heat of the night…” YEEEAAAAAAAAH! (Tawny kitane … oof!)
First Naked Day of the summer.
I probably shouldn’t be standing on the back porch, what with all these little kids playing in the park :-/
RT @nedhepburn: remember that part in Point Break where Keanu fires a gun into the air and screams in frustration? i do that with Fabreeze.
Just went out for a smoke and a fart; both did wonders for my soul.
Ack! The #ChemicalBrothers are asking me if I passed #TheAcidTest! I don’t know how to answer! Help!
Forehead Sweat. Band name or uncomfortable feeling?
May 2011
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
Man, what a long-ass week; I have a feeling I may “overdo” it tonight. Tomorrow I might be living The Hangover Part 3.
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
#np The Kills “No Wow” — incorrectly named because it’s, like, WOW!
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping?
He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping?
He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
#np The Spinanes “Manos”
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