February 2009
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I want someone to come home with when I'm drunk to...
switchblades:
Is that too much to ask?
Also, fuck all of you Chicago tumblrs about posting anything Chicago related to make me sad that I’m not freezing my ass off there with everyone I love instead of here. Don’t get me wrong, Oslo rocks and I love my friends here, but it’s just not the same.
Same goes for you, Philly, but I can really never be mad at you.
That is all.
Um, sorry.
If it...
January 2009
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My favorite place to hear music: double door
redorangeorangeonred:
i think this is my favorite venue solely based on experiences .. .and not even music related ones .. .ive seen better bands at other spots …but an evening at dd never disappoints
I agree. The Double Door is a great venue for bands and fun; however, I think my heart leans more toward The Empty Bottle. I like the more intimate setting, the cheaper beer, and it’s one...
cardinals
ladyvee:
notesfromundervault:
realrealsoft:
ARIZONA
Steelers
Pittsburgh
(Ben R. is from my hometown, I’m both proud and obligated to root for them; NY JETS forever!)
Cardinals…i love the classic underdog story
Come Wednesday, you may not be allowed at the cool lunchbreak table :-[
Just kidding
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karion:
Temple of the Dog, Hunger Strike.
Never...
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cardinals
realrealsoft:
ARIZONA
Steelers
Pittsburgh
(Ben R. is from my hometown, I’m both proud and obligated to root for them; NY JETS forever!)
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tylercoates:
Violent Femmes - “To the Kill”
I...
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Excuse me,
Does this slight feeling of constipation make my butt look bitchy?
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...and my friend in Ohio just said, "I just felt... →
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Warning Chicago Bloggers: The Man is watching... →
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I'm considering leaving my phone's "out of office"...
just to be a dick.
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today's shower monologue.
saintnate:
(Step into the shower.)
“Huh? What? No! Noooo! Bad shower! Cold? What? Wha?! Whyyyy?!? Fuck you, shower!”
Hell shall not filled with smoke and flame, Hell shall be filled with cold showers without escape!
I. Hate. Cold. Showers.
Best "Fuck You" Song?
saintnate:
(via shinyredballoon)
Depends on the sort of “fuck you.”
Break-up, fuck you: “Song For The Dumped” by Ben Folds Five
I’m calling you on your shit, fuck you: “Liar (It Takes One To Know One)” by Taking Back Sunday
I’m gonna stick my P in your va-gee, fuck you: “Fuckin’ You Tonight” by The Notorious B.I.G. ft/R. Kelly.
Fear — I Don’t Care About You (Fuck You)
...
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We got a new phone system at work
and I totally sent a Branch Manager “straight to voicemail.”
SUFFER MY NEW POWER FUCKO-BITCHES!
There will definitely be some tragic and...
katiebakes:
You’ll probably be shocked, shocked to learn that there is a substantial overlap between “people who belong to book clubs” and “people who engage in arts and crafts”. Anyway, some girls from my monthly reading rainbow are trying to woo me into their glitter-soaked alternate universe and I have been cordially invited to join them on a crafting shopping spree tomorrow.
I am accepting...
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Watchfishy:
settingitaside:
“10 Chick Flick Cliches You Won’t See In …” this is hilarious. bradley cooper is like, real hot. (via videogum)
hahaha fannnnnntastic.
Fishy, you were correct, that was HAHAHAHAHHA. I wouldn’t mind seeing it before, now I want to see it.
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Okay, so is homie making a comeback, or it never...
(via subjecttochange)
Well, I’ll put this out there: every other week or so, the Post Office Caller Window Clerk (60 year old, hairy, “mean-in-a-funny-way,” large, gay, black) shouts out “HEY HOMIE!” when he sees me standing at the door.
Does that add to comback or never left?
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Day-dreaming of Salma Hayek slinking toward me...
Yep. That’s what get me through the day sometimes.
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I am calm now
Peterfeld just posted a klonopin to ease my panic attack.
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No! Don't you die on me, man; just don't you go!... →
Save The New Yorker!
*I’m on my knees, begging ovah-here*
Save Eustace Tilley!
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“I don’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.”
– Groucho Marx (via cajunboy)
One of my favorite quotes ever!
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HEY TUMBLR I ALMOST FORGOT
fishy:
Please don’t ruin tonight’s Lost for me, I can’t watch it until tomorrow. thanks xo
Exact same situation here (if my VCR, yes I said VCR, worked; then same holds true for Friday chats).
Thank you all.
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*rubs 'sleep' from eyes, and drool from corner of...
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Oops
I think I just dozed off at my desk for, like, ten minutes.
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I swim with the fishes (Pisces)
poisonville:
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
mudwerks:
bebelestrange:
“your birthdate meaning”
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
scroll down the page of your sign to find your birthdate
[well…damn…I don’t sound so bad…
The Scorpio Man
Scorpio men are enigmatic and appealing. They have a steely exterior but...
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Chicago Meetup, v2.0?
fishy:
windycity:
Sorry to be debbie downer here, but I’m not into the strip club idea or the all-ages one. I’ve always thought Wilde on Broadway/Belmont would be a good place for a meetup. Pretty big place, huge booths for big groups of people to discuss the world of Tumblr. Last meetup was in Logan Square; this one in Lakeview? Cheap beer and a good DJ on Thursdays (2/12?) or we could still do...
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*quickly busts a moonwalk from the coffee machine...
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youngmanhattanite:
Wait, Tumblr will send you stickers? I gotta get one now.
How does one get these precious, precious stickers and signs?
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In Chicago, once February hits...
streetsofchicago:
Looking outside and seeing snow is just as depressing or infuriating as looking out the window and seeing that someone crashed into your parked car.
HA! Amen, brother!
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"Fuck 'em just to see the look on their face..." →
I’ve had that lyric rolling through my head for about a month now, on and off.
Oddly, until tonight, I hadn’t actually heard the song in, like, 13 years or something.
I blame my job, Republicans, Terrorists, and vending machine food.
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Link to Bad Brains movie MySpace →
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The Stranger | Bad Brains Documentary in the Works →
frangry:
(via catbird)
OH MY OH MY OOOOYEAH! I got your PMA, right here!
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*RUNS NAKED ACROSS THE TUMBLR FLOOR*
bowlingalleylawyer:
notesfromundervault:
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MY LOVELIES!
can I pinch your dangly bits??
*Moons BowlingAlleyLawyer*
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
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*RUNS NAKED ACROSS THE TUMBLR FLOOR*
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MY LOVELIES!
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Mmmmm Bacon Salt →
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF WE'RE DOING A TUMBLR MEET...
onlymichelle:
kara:
rhymeswithnash:
Because i really want to….
How about you do one when I’m out there in a month?? :)
Hai. I’m there.
I’d be interested: Northsyyyde! Rogers Park dive bar, perhaps?
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My boss and I get along great
when we don’t see or talk to each other.
I am soooo not looking forward to my evaluation with her next month.
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Today feels like two shitty Mondays fusioned...
Fuck.