December 2009
Victoria's Secret gift card:
gennnna:
tomatoallergy:
cara-ann:
No girl will ever be sad you got her it.
This is false. I honestly would be really annoyed.
same.
but what if he gave it to you to buy HIM “lady-things” to wear?
hee hee
natface:
livesophia:
It was the first day of school, and I was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally I was like . So I was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as I got on. Then I saw the driver and he was all like so I was like and he was like so I was like . I wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I finally got to school and was like and I...
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A word from Tom Waits: →
so...i started taking a beer into the shower...
boozeismymuze:
…as well as chewing tobacco…and porn on my iphone…it’s like a 20 minute vacation everyday…
Wait, you mean everyone hasn’t been doing this all along? Oh *blush*
good times…good times…
topherchris:
Oh Tumblr, I want you.
and we want you, Topherchris-ykins, we want you!
(Nohomo, dude — Imma total Frat-boy for saying that aren’t I?)
:-(
annicka:
Why do some people wear their scarves outside of their coats? Seems like fuzzy math to me.
Edgy Not Afraid to Die Fashonistas!
(formerly known as idiots)
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Auto-tuning my farts for profit, EP out soon.
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90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
k-troll:
acewepeel:
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the stuff you’re reblogging,...
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rendit:
superseventies/marychrist:
The Damned:...
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I don't like it when people watch me parallel...
(via shynessisnice)
Bwahahaha…oh wait, shit. I am constantly looking out my kitchen window, judgementally laughing at some of the worst parallel parking neighbors.
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AC/DC -- Ride On →
“one of these days I’m gonna change my evil ways”
My 2010 Theme Song, to keep me going on.
“Whether we admit it, even to ourselves, there is a Little Freak in all of us.”
– The Gopher.
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REBLOG IF UR STUPID
poisonville:
(via matthewgallaway)
not sure if this is real? worth a shot…
I don’t understand the instructions.
Happy Holidays!
inothernews:
jakeandamir:
Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!
This had better not be a trap.
If it’s not April Fool’s Day, I suppose this is safe enough.
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I'm drinking Champagne, eating cheap shushi, and...
My 2009 Recession Blues: Never Forget.
(Merry Christmas Eve, y’all)
The White Stripes -- Let's Shake Hands →
A must watch.
The White Stripes — Let’s Shake Hands
The end of the 00s: Becoming an old.
ninety9:
The 00s are almost over, already?
Becoming An Old is the New Forever Young.
minou:
Also I’m making whimsical crafts, wearing ironic flannel and huge sunglasses, and my hair is shaggy. What’s next? An Etsy shop?
What’s next? sounds like possibly a Sleater-Kinney concert (back-in-time) tonight for you!
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fuckyeahexistentialism:
7even:
Killing an Arab...
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postpunk:
The Jesus Lizard - Gladiator
Track...
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My dad is currently snow-blowing the backyard for...
(via windycitygirl)
…my first thought after reading your first sentence up there: it’s amazing they don’t base more mad-cap, odd-ball sit-coms in Chicago!
(I keed)
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“Don’t you feel the same way? When I cannot see myself, even though I touch...”
– Jean-Paul Sartre (via myserendipities) (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
You just know I had to link to it, right? Right?
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i love when i go to the psychiatrist and guess...
(via thesleeplessnights)
Nah-HA! I’m not the only one!
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abloodymess:
whitemystery:
vela:
“Pay to...
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2 and a half hours to go, then I am off (both...
There is a serious party brewing in my pants right now!
my parents want me home for Christmas.
abloodymess:
shynessisnice:
so instead of DC I’m flying home first thing tomorrow and then to NJ with my sister and my mom on the 26th. bye bye New York, it was fantastic while it lasted. now to explain my inability to walk on my left foot to my mother, this should be fun.
say you got an STD.
That Naked Singing Cowboy guy stepped on it.
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abloodymess:
So the internets are abuzz lately with talk of a newly-discovered Joy Division rehearsal tape floating around, featuring not one but five full-length takes on “In A Lonely Place” - the last song written by the band prior to Ian’s suicide, and closing with the verse beginning with “Hangman looks round as he waits / Cord stretches tight, then it breaks…”. In 1997 this song was...
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helloclarice:
The Perfect Fit | The Dresden...
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