youngmanhattanite: Fek, please get in here and swing your unfollow pipe. These heavy image/little text posters and Lady GaGa fanatics are giving me a panic attack. Wuss
shawnblog: Public Enemies Tralier HO. LEE. SHIT!
a homeless man in oak park wants to run for office... →
redorangeorangeonred: this is a really interesting legal question i think. . i hope they pursue it. . Can’t he just get a PO Box?
delbertshoopman: If you guys Love fun, and over the top Humor… UR GOING TO LOVE MY NEW SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! moles: Super Fetus Here is the show I made for Channel 101 along with Matt Hill starring Del. It made Prime Time, so now we get to make Episode 2 in April. Awesome! OMG! OMG! OMG! Delbert! You owe me, like $45 because I just shit my pants laughing the fuck out loud!
Video by Neil Jendon. Zelienople —Softkiller.
youngmanhattanite: Bernie Madoff is the monster under your bed. What? Who can afford a bed in this time of crisis, I ask you.
Six word story.
socialexperiment: oneshouldreadeverything: comeanddance: witharmsakimbo: sethrader: growingup: danceablyangry: juxtaposition: danceablyangry: imlouise: alixjay: laurelanne: We stopped caring. The world ended. Write your own six word stories. You’re a creative bunch. GO! Giving up is easy, loving isn’t. i hate losing my files. puppies. ...
Sleep all day; I miss the sunlight. Head pounds; little thinking. The rain falls in the darkness; black night sky with orange streetlight sidwalks. Droplets tap at the window; chillingly pleading, “Let us in. Let us in…” Cigarette in hand; the kitchen dark. No iced drink tonight. Mexican men hustle by the window; hooded heads braced down into the cold rain. Cars shush...
A penny saved is a penny earned
but it’s only a penny; so, you’re still homeless.
People who live in Glass Houses shouldn't throw...
Or should at least buy some curtains.
windycity: Super Mario goes to Chicago - Funny video. Check it out!
I could kiss you, but it probably wouldn’t come out right.– Mrs. Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley.
Let's just say
Morale ain’t flying at its highest today in The Gopher Hole.
Broke? 20 Fun Things to Do Without Spending a Dime →
chelseamarie: elbee103: fishy: (via avh) love it. All bullshit. Except sex, but it doesn’t really work unless you have a partner. Wait— what? You need a partner for it to be sex? Sex: NotesfromUndervault, you’re doing wrong!
If I tell you I do not understand you,
ladyvee: just because you repeat the exact same sentence 5x louder, does not mean I now undertand you.. understand Biggie J.?
Ground-floor social networking opportunity
incline: In what has become a normal turn of events (1-3x/month) my building has been without water for the last 12 or so hours. A water-free existence comes with its own special set of circumstances, like deciding when to use your one and only remaining toilet flush, scrounging for forgotten bottles of hand sanitizer, rationing liquid consumption, and (most importantly) finding a way to get...
I’m feeling fucking low; I’m feeling the fucking fear.– The Gopher.
So, so, so screwed
So that meeting happened. The end result in a nutshell: if that mail issue happens again (Biggie J. does 90% of the mail)… Fired. Basically, any day could be my last day.
The CFO wants to meet with Biggie J. and me today...
ladyvee: notesfromundervault: to discuss a mail problem/issue. I can’t think of any additional solutions to add to the ones I’ve already put in place. FML! I am considering faking a Stomach Flu or Explosive Diarrhea and going home. Survival Avoidence Strategy? Everytime I see “Biggie J” I think of Nortious B.I.G That’s where I got the nickname; J. is just like him…minus the...
The post where I predict my future Sexual...
When Teller-Lo wears one of these two pairs of pants she owns, it takes nearly all my strength to not grab her little booty. For realz: it’s like the perfect tiny butt on the cutest of wee-women. /menstown rant.
The CFO wants to meet with Biggie J. and me today...
to discuss a mail problem/issue. I can’t think of any additional solutions to add to the ones I’ve already put in place. FML! I am considering faking a Stomach Flu or Explosive Diarrhea and going home. Survival Avoidence Strategy?
brianvan: jaimeleighfairbrother: thephenthouse: jaimeleighfairbrother: Somebody say something ridiculous, please! You’re boring. You have no idea. NOW I’M GONNA GO CRAZY AND POST NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF BORING PEOPLE DON’T DO THAT DO THEY?!? I highly recommend that course of action. I am down for where this is heading. Just sayin’
i'm starting to realize
molls: That smart people are always going to call other people stupid and beautiful people will always call other people ugly and rich people will always call other people poor, but it really just boils down to the fact that we’re all going to fucking die. We’re totally all going to die, you guys. Molls sure knows how to level the playing field AND put a cheery twist on a crappy Hump Day!
famous people from my hometown
realrealsoft: tublickpastry: calcium: carrot top … 1. Ed Norton 2……….. 1. rachel mcadams 2. joe thornton 3. ryan gosling 4. ………. Ben Rothlesberger
spiers: I’m sorry, fortune cookie, but “you don’t become a failure until you’re satisfied with being one,” sounds more Tony Robbins than Ancient Chinese Proverb. Fortune cookie FAIL! (Assuming it’s satisfied with being one.) How many times I gotta tell you people? You end the fortune with “in bed.” “You don’t become a failure until you’re satisfied with being...
kara: saintnate: migueld: AMAZING. eat this, vince. — JesusCards. omg! Kara, you beautiful wonderful woman!!! This is the first online video that honestly caused me to Laugh The Fuck Out Loud!!! thank you thank you thank you
ladyvee: Its raining and my wrist hurts I am not sure how to answer that with a vulger joke; however, I will ask: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU TODAY?!?!?!?
switchblades: barelysarcasm: ...
thedoctr: lovehopehate: -r: elliep: briand316:includingme: where does everyone live? … Springfield, Ohio Norfolk, Virginia. Connecticut. Fredericksburg, VA Aruba! Gallifrey Chicago
My very own Rum Diary
In high school, one of my friends copied a key to our church. We’d sneak in on occasional weekends. One night, I got wasted on Bacardi White Rum (yuck) in the pews and then made out with a cute girl (C.S.) in the choir room.
Did Black Flag
ever figure out who had the 10 1/2”? Was it Kira?