June 2009
youngmanhattanite:
PETA might have been not too far off the mark with their open disappointment in our President’s open palm pest cruelty. I found myself in the kitchen last night (sautéing some delicious greens after a 60-min bike workout, if you must know) and maybe I was feeling the adrenaline high but when a fly landed near me on the table the first thing that came to mind was “OBAMAAAAA!”...
What the Hell makes "alt-porn" Alternative...
thehiddentrack:
notesfromundervault:
Is it like a pornographic movie where everyone keeps their clothes on and discusses knitting or something?
(seriously, what it the difference?)
I always think of alt-porn in terms of photography, not movies. But if you’re talking movies, I’d guess that Hustler’s Taboo series would be considered “alternative”. The girls tend to wear darker, more...
david:
Is anyone else nervous that you wouldn’t get this much media coverage if you died today?
Totally calm about it, actually! Going out in a blaze of absurd glory!
My Final Death Plans included (but not limited to):
a flare gun
15 roman candles
33 “teenage” chimpanzees
1 bottle of Jameson
6 hookers (all different races)
a forklift
7 wooden pallets
3 kegs of Guinness
all...
Quitters never win?
motodd:
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motodd:
I quit smoking for 2m 23d 07:36:04, saving $881.78 and 8d 04h 42m of life by not smoking 1686 cigs
…..and I fell off the wagon 60 times in the last 3 weeks. *hangs head*
I have been blessed with a fairly easy transition. It’s been kinda shocking actually.
Nice job! *mumblemumble lucky bastard*
;-)
on real, true clinical depression and what it...
numbersixspeaks:
psychotherapy:
“Hal isn’t old enough yet to know that this is because numb emptiness isn’t the worst kind of depression. That dead-eyed anhedonia is but a remora on the ventral flank of the true predator, the Great White Shark of pain. Authorities term this condition clinical depression or involutional depression or unipolar dysphoria. Instead of just an incapacity for...
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What the Hell makes "alt-porn" Alternative...
Is it like a pornographic movie where everyone keeps their clothes on and discusses knitting or something?
(seriously, what it the difference?)
motodd:
I quit smoking for 2m 23d 07:36:04, saving $881.78 and 8d 04h 42m of life by not smoking 1686 cigs
…..and I fell off the wagon 60 times in the last 3 weeks. *hangs head*
newspeedwayboogie:
The Fixx - One Thing Leads To...
thedame:
srsly, are all american women so fucking feeble and pathetic like in all the tv shows?? desperate housewives, lipstick diares, come on ppl!
See, I’m not going to get mad or angry at this post because I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKIN’ SMACK ABOUT MY MOMMA!!!
;-)
Sometimes it feels as though my blood flows...
If this post gets reblogged by 10 different...
something will happen in 33 minutes!
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I think I've only looked into the The Abyss once
back in the summer of 2004, crying in the shower. I didn’t fall into it, it’s more like I fell inbetween a crack in the sidewalk. But: it’s still a little scary.
Busch is the new (GW) Bush
it’ll sneak up on ya and fuck you up!
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So. Not the time to look for another job, I... →
even though I’d love to remove myself from my present occupation; or, maybe I could just import around an 80% new staff here?
You May be Brainwashed by Corporate Media if You:
numbersixspeaks:
poortaste:
… believe the 5 corporations who own almost all of the media in the U.S. are liberal.
… believe $300 billion of U.S. tax money, allocated for the war and reconstruction in Iraq is actually going to Iraq .
… are unaware Iraq had 650 million barrels of oil in reserve just before the war in Iraq .
… are unaware at least $8.8 billion is known to be missing in Iraqi...
Get down, make love, (I said) get down, make Love!
The Aughts are the new 70s,
only without the free-loving sex and the cheap drugs.
People who own the album
will get the “eat me” line and know where it’s printed.
If you never realized you failed,
does it indeed still make it a failure?
Eat me!
You actually do have that License to Ill.
Don't quote me on this,
but you can quote me on that.
Without windows,
We Gophers don’t have to look at all the trash swirling around this dirty neighborhood.
When the Iranian nuclear bomb hits Chicago,
The Gopher Hole will shelter us; when we leave work at 5 pm that day, we’ll be all, like, “what the wha?” when we walk outside.
The Gopher Hole does not use air freshener!
We just smell pretty on our own.
We don't need no stinkin' night cleaning company;
the Gopher Hole crew throws out its own trash!
I'm seeing a pattern emerging here, and it has...
subjecttomeg answered your question: Sprinkles or Jimmies?
Condoms.
Chika-chika-bowwow! Whaka-waka-wowwow!
bowlingalleylawyer answered your question: Sprinkles or Jimmies?
you wantin to show me your jimmies??
James -- Franco or Dean?
Sprinkles or Jimmies?
youngmanhattanite:
DON’T TRUST ANYONE UNDER 30.
Somewhere in the cosmic stars, Abbie H. screams, “Plagiarism!” Pauses, thinks, hurrumphs, and shouts, “Never mind…steal this quote!”
Many models have said they never get asked out on...
thedame:
I think there’s truth to it in that most of the guys brave enough to talk to a pretty girl at a bar or out somewhere are usually either arrogant and self-involved or wasted. So, most models or cute girls have some jackass in their face rather than the nice guy down the bar who is too shy to speak up! (and who she’d actually LIKE to talk to!) I think most models get hit on a lot… just not...
I won't ask you to read this,
I’ll only ask that you allow me to write this.
