Just admitted, for the first time aloud ever, to a coworker: I really hate “Sweater Coats.” Like, they make me a little angry.
#np The Misfits “Die Die Darling” previously “Mommy, Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight?” ………. getting ideas ;-)
Officemate/coworker Biggie J. returned from vacation today…………………………….. :-\ …………………………….(yay?)
Just remembered a dream last night in which I shaved; that’s it, just me looking at a bathroom mirror, shaving. (it was a clean close shave)
I’m confused. Isn’t “The #Cloud” the same thing as “#Google #Wave”?
All I want for Christmas is to hook up with a pretty Brazillian model lady.
RT @DeathStarPR: So full of Turwookieewok and baked potatoes and loathing of everyone at this table.
North Korea seems like a big douchbag baby.
RT @nyjets: #EA Mark Sanchez was named AFC Offensive Player of the Week today.
#np MOTORHEAD #FUCKYEAHLEMMY “All The Aces”
RT @PepsiMAX: our new NFL ad debuts tmrw! retweet this message to enter to win this @mark_sanchez signed football! http://twitpic.com/39 …
RT @Em0_Bunny: #Rememberwhen people weren’t annoying and you didn’t want to shoot them in their forehead? *lights cigarette* Me neither.
RT @DeathStarPR: Demon, demigod, trickster, meddler. From villains everywhere - don’t you think you’ve had enough birthdays now, Doctor? …
RT @Em0_Bunny: For sale: My broken heart. *flips hair* #blackfriday
#np T. Rex song “Life’s A Gas” and, ironically, I have gas. Thanksgiving happy I am alone in office.
RT @nickmangold: Its 7:07am and Meeeeccchigan still sucks! #GoBucks
RT @LakeviewPantry: This is the last week to visit CB2 & receive a discount on your purchase in exchange for a non-perishable food donat …
Where is “Darling Nikki” when you need her?!?
RT @asilentflute: HURR DURRR, WHAT IF LENNY BRUCE HAD A TWITTER, HURR DURRR
Today is awesome *eye roll & snort* bunch of my coworkers must have ate a bag of dicks for lunch because they are vomiting dickness all over
WELCOME 2 THE JUNGLE, MAYBE! RT @stereogum Guns N Roses next LP to have “a lot of good shit”? Surely this must be true http://bit.ly/cfh9zT
*blushes* RT @ChiSingleGirl Why yes it is, we all have diff tricks/aids 2 help us sleep
RT @unclegrambo: Jack White is still awesome. I miss the White Stripes a bunch.
RT @LakeviewPantry: RT @ampleharvest: Learn how you can help AmpleHarvest.org diminish hunger in America at http://tinyurl.com/AmpleHarv …
RT @molls: It’s weird that we’re used to falling asleep with our mouths tasting minty, huh?