December 2010
RT @moffs: Just realized September of the new year will be ONE LONG 9/11.
#np blasting DNA’s “DNA ON DNA” album; scaring both The Olds and The Youngs equally in the office.
RT @AlexBalk: Me, to half full bottle before pouring the whole thing in the glass: “Oh, who are we kidding?”
RT @AlexBalk: Me, to half full bottle before pouring the whole thing in the glass: “Oh, who are we kidding?”
By Family deciding to not celebrate Christmas this year makes this the best Christmas EVER!
Spent today crash-coursing a bit on how to win/make $ at individual day-trading; blowing brains out now while weeping #ThePoors #ImTooDumb
Self-evaluating sucks ass.
RT @ApocalypseHow: BREAKING: The Village People’s “In The Navy” Officially Loses All Irony #DADTrepeal
#AmandaFuckingPalmer: http://music.amandapalmer.net/track/map-of-tasmania-feat-the-young-punx
#AmandaFuckingPalmer: http://music.amandapalmer.net/track/map-of-tasmania-feat-the-young-punx
Seems like a True and Good site: http://www.postwartrade.com/ #Dresdendolls #amandapalmer #music #punkcabarat
Seems like a True and Good site: http://www.postwartrade.com/ #Dresdendolls #amandapalmer #music #punkcabarat
RT @LakeviewPantry: Did you know: LVP volunteers donated more than 18,000 hours of their time last year!? For info on volunteering visit …
RT @LakeviewPantry: Did you know: LVP volunteers donated more than 18,000 hours of their time last year!? For info on volunteering visit …
Caution: if #NewTwitter @Gawker @Awl #Gmail & #Facebook are all in same window/diff tabs yr browser runs like a 1/2 dead turtle on quaaludes
Caution: if #NewTwitter @Gawker @Awl #Gmail & #Facebook are all in same window/diff tabs yr browser runs like a 1/2 dead turtle on quaaludes
Wicked cold in apartment. Violently rubbing hands between legs to keep warm. If this keeps up, I might cum. Hmm…I’ll be back in 20 minutes
Wicked cold in apartment. Violently rubbing hands between legs to keep warm. If this keeps up, I might cum. Hmm…I’ll be back in 20 minutes
I wept that night but still luv RT @nyjets #EA Coach Ryan took the Jets outside this morning and literally buried a game ball from Pats game
I wept that night but still luv RT @nyjets #EA Coach Ryan took the Jets outside this morning and literally buried a game ball from Pats game
RT @LakeviewPantry: Interested in volunteering? Visit http://ow.ly/3lUn3 to see current opportunities!
#HomeDepot: sells shovels salt and snowblowers yet ironically doesn’t clear their sidewalks *slide slide slip & slide #deathwalktopostoffice
RT @BorowitzReport: I hope the Tron reboot doesn’t suck as badly as the Vietnam reboot we’ve got going on right now.
In order to stop the spread of germs this winter, please cover your mouth when you Tweet. Thank you.
RT @moffs: I like to think cats are agents of Good, who try to keep us from messing so much shit up by planting themselves squarely on o …
I thought I heard a shot last night: http://bit.ly/gueAL6 (via @chicagonewsnow)
#HomeDepot: sells shovels salt and snowblowers yet ironically doesn’t clear their sidewalks *slide slide slip & slide #deathwalktopostoffice
RT @moffs: I like to think cats are agents of Good, who try to keep us from messing so much shit up by planting themselves squarely on o …
RT @LakeviewPantry: Interested in volunteering? Visit http://ow.ly/3lUn3 to see current opportunities!
In order to stop the spread of germs this winter, please cover your mouth when you Tweet. Thank you.
I thought I heard a shot last night: http://bit.ly/gueAL6 (via @chicagonewsnow)
RT @BorowitzReport: I hope the Tron reboot doesn’t suck as badly as the Vietnam reboot we’ve got going on right now.
*feeling a little better now that I’ve got that off my chest* (not really)
Hey, Training CONSULTANT (not true staff, and not my boss), STEP OFF AND KNOW YOUR FUCKING ROLE, BITCH!!!!!! U R A TWAT!!!
*feeling a little better now that I’ve got that off my chest* (not really)
Hey, Training CONSULTANT (not true staff, and not my boss), STEP OFF AND KNOW YOUR FUCKING ROLE, BITCH!!!!!! U R A TWAT!!!
RT @Em0_Bunny: *flips hair* I feel like a zombie walking aimless looking for life.
RT @Em0_Bunny: *flips hair* I feel like a zombie walking aimless looking for life.
#np Motorhead “Killed By Death”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shopping for 4 drawer, vertical Fire-resistant file cabinets with a minimum 1 Hour @ 1700 degree UL rating because, baby, that’s how I roll.
#np Motorhead “Killed By Death”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shopping for 4 drawer, vertical Fire-resistant file cabinets with a minimum 1 Hour @ 1700 degree UL rating because, baby, that’s how I roll.
I just followed all of the @NYJets players with one simple click! Check it out: http://bit.ly/jetsconnect
I just followed all of the @NYJets players with one simple click! Check it out: http://bit.ly/jetsconnect
RT @ConanOBrien: Haven’t been on Twitter in a few hours. Are the Koreas still there?
Sweet Jumpin’ Jelly Beans! It just really dawned on me that it is now frakkin’ DECEMBER! Gah!
Remember, like, 9 years ago or so, when all those people were receiving dangerous Anthrax Albums in the mail? Is that happening anymore?
Today: I declare myself Half Interested!
Today: I declare myself Half Interested!
RT @ConanOBrien: Haven’t been on Twitter in a few hours. Are the Koreas still there?