Don’t Twitter On Me! #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Live Free or Twitter! #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
When I Die, Bury Me Face Down So The World Can Kiss My Twitter #TwitterStatusAsBumperSticker
Tweet Home Alabama #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Twittering Is Our Business and Business Is Good #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Save A Horse, Ride A Twitter-er #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
I Believe in Swirled Twitter #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Twitter Fi #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
I’d Rather Be Twittering #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
My Other Twitter Is A Tumblr #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Honk If You Twitter Naked #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
My Twitter may be Ugly, but it’s Paid for!”
“My other Twitter is a BMW”
This is a Hybrid Twitter!
Honk if you like Twitter-ers.
I Race Twitters for Pink Slips #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Greased Twitter Lightning #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
Commit Random Acts of Twitterness #TwitterStatusAsBumperStickers
eightsixteen: why do i pick my zits? it always ends in disaster. But in a brilliant exploding so-satisfying feeling disaster! …or maybe that’s me.
Queen Of The Rodeo: Dear America, →
You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President. You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy. You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed. You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got…
RT @pitchforkmedia: The Cure to release three-disc Disintegration reissue http://bit.ly/d8j01f
If I actually would show up to work on time, I’d actually be leaving now :-( 1/2 hour to go :-(
RT @ConanOBrien: Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time.
#Ijustsaw the oddest display combo at Jewel-Osco: Anti-acid, Toothpaste, and #KYIntense on a small stand. The mind reeled, and I got randy!
Off to #SamsClub to spend someone else’s money! Whoo-hoo!
RT @BorowitzReport: This week: Obama signs health bill, makes nuke treaty, visits Afghanistan. 8 years ago: Bush chokes on pretzel.
RT @theteganandsara: CBC Canada Live recorded a performance at a great show in Calgary during our Canadian tour in Jan. Listen to it her …
RT @MayorDaley: Did you know that Chicago loses $19,000 in federal funds over the next decade for every person that isn’t counted by the …
I want to get out of work so bad today, I am actually very happy to be going to job #2 tonight!
Work is lame today; I’d rather be sitting home with no pants on.
Oh God, let this pain of living today go away, soon. Thanks.
surfing foreclosures at work: shit, some 1bed, 1baths for sale cheaper than average car! maybe I’ll stop renting sooner than I thought!
Really not in the mood for Biggie J.’s pointless mind-numbingly boring attempts at conversations; unfortunately, he’s in a chatty mood! Grr
anotherdrunkentirade: So….how do you guys get through break ups? Beer, movies, and time
I think that everyone, secretly, truly wants to be on the cover of Rolling Stone.
Just filled out the #Census 2010 and found it lacking in depth; really? That’s all they need to know?
This spring day sure feels like fall.
RT @BorowitzReport: #LOST Spoiler: An enormous cache of LSD is found in the writers’ offices.
RT @mtn_dew: #itsreallyannoyingwhen you run out of @mtn_dew
The problem with twitter: sometimes I’m not sure if the person I’m twitterversing w/ is just being funny/snarky or is actually pissed off!!!
Hummers are being discontinued. Now you have to go...
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RT @Alyssa_Milano: I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. ~Voltaire #quote
RT @TheGonzoPapers: Avoid those quick bursts of acceleration that drag blood to the back of the brain.
RT @thesulk: If your Irish friend is suddenly way into biking, it’s a DUI.
RT @BorowitzReport: Given the economy, a more honest census form would ask, “How many people are living in your car?”