After our health insurance meeting, I snuck a cigarette. idiot.
…..maybe I should start getting high again, like really invest in a super-cool-#MonsterMagnet-type bong? Just a thought on a sunny day.
Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when...– Kevin Bacon (via lauraf229)
I want a #MountainDew so badly right now, I’d punch your mother for one.
RT @mcsweeneysbooks: Common Sense Solutions to Alt-Pop Song Problems: http://bit.ly/8YSaEl
My poverty tastes like old coffee and blood.
RT @google: http://twitpic.com/194tf3 - We’re feeling Celtic - happy St. Paddy’s Day!
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My last RT is fuckin’ wicked good craic; you should read it, my little leprechans!
Hell Yeah! Just taught myself how to print out pro-looking mailing labels! Go #Avery !
What I hate most is that so many people can’t see the difference between being...– speak, girl (via placidhips) (via theelephantschild) (via shynessisnice) (via muteoilydiscolour) (via yksisarvinen) (via iheartenidcoleslaw) (via spermdump) (via funeral) (via robot-heart-politics) (via eightsixteen)
I wish #Ice-T circa 1988 would come to work with me and straighten my coworkers the fuck out! They need to be learned some common sense shit
Today tasted like the Bunny Hop.
The mere *thought* of a few of my coworkers give me a headache
Can’t wait until I awake from this dream and start living my real life *pinch* oh shit, not a dream. Now what?