Yup: a Wuss among Fools am I.
EVERYONE EXPECTS A CAUCASIAN INQUISITION!!!
RT @FEARLeeVing: THE FEAR STORE IS NOW OPEN! http://lnk.ms/6hKMX
RT @kristine_lang: I’m pro choice and everything, but I think those people with bumper stickers that read “Life Begins at 40” are a litt …
I made up a new #Twitter word — #Unfollowcaust = when you unfollow or block a large amount of Twitter-ers all at once.
Playing #TheTingTings obnoxiously loud; I mean it is Friday, no? Fun wiggle booty dancing in the living room type of music *wiggles butt*
Somebody make my previous Tweet happen = STAT!
Feeling like a Weary Whore today; so tired of getting fucked by #TheMan; also tired of myself rolling over and takin’ it: a wuss among fools
Just had beautiful daydream: an album of songs w/ different combos of #TeganandSarah #AniDifranco & #LindaPerry :Accustic guitar grrl heaven
RT @CrankyKaplan: FUCK FORGOT TO GET DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
Sweet Almighty Fear! Mention idea of using SMN 4 the company & #TheMan recoils like U suggested selling staff 2 Sex Slave Pimps to make $$$
RT @jennispinner: Why do ppl that believe in aliens always assume they’re more intelligent than us? Maybe they’re dumb. Like, Dubya-leve …
On my lunch break, I smoked a joint with Nancy Reagan and Tipper Gore.
Biggie J.: walking around with his underwear sticking out of his pants: with shirt tucked into said underwear: again (For Fuck’s sake man!)
A little bit of the Fear Puke always glides up into my mouth whenver the CFO phones me *gags and spits*
RT @CrankyKaplan: YESTERDAY WAS A DREAM, TODAY IS A GIFT, TOMORROW IS AN OPPORTUNITY, AND… AW FUCK IT WHO AM I KIDDING BLOW ME
Fine Young Cannibals just came on the Muzak…I have just been transported back to college, drunk, dancing is a strangers living room at 4am
RT @krucoff: Listening to Born Against/Suckerpunch split 8” flexi-disc. Trying to get #TooPunkForTwitter to trend.
I wish to be really stoned immaculate someday.
RT @gapersblock: Dick Mell’s Daughter Pushes for Gay Marriage: State Rep. Deb Mell, daughter of Alderman Richard Mell, would like to… …
RT @jennispinner: Free speech for all… http://ow.ly/1DXZG
RT @theteganandsara: Tune-in to Parenthood tonight on NBC to hear our song HELL! So excited, love that show!
All playing @ same time in office now: Muzak = Olivia Newton John / Biggie J. (on shitty tiny player) = Shitty Country / my comp = 7 Seconds
Went to Cubs game last night (my first night game) with Carrie and her coworkers; fun time, Cubs beat Nationals! note: I should get out more
RT @weareyourfek: See, the REAL money is in Highbrow-Despicable. For example, a dick joke about Sartre. BOOM. Pageviews. http://bit.ly/9 …
All your bass may not belong to me, but I might borrow it now and again.
RT @CrankyKaplan: YOU NEVER SEEN A GUY WASH HIS DICK IN THE MEN’S ROOM SINK, PAL?
Had a great weekend! minus the 4 hour blackout & the $51.70 money order I purchased??? ret home w/receipt but no $/mem! Now #OnTheWagon 4bit
RT @LizzieWurtzel: Sometimes I hate to think about the things I think about.
Jesus! Put the guns down people! RT @chicagonewsnow Lawmakers Want National Guard To Help Fight Crime… http://bit.ly/cIjwNh
RT @dansinker: whoa! RT @ebertchicago: “Who Killed Bambi?” My 1977 screenplay for Russ Meyer and the Sex Pistols. http://j.mp/cmllKt
But I don’t know where else to go :-)
RT @ultragrrrl: best idea ever. RT @theoohlas @ultragrrrl nirvana with axl on vocals
I’m really not designed for this “corporate environment.”
Any #SugarMommas in da house?
That IN YER FACE wasn’t meant for you, but for lame VPs & Officers that been stickin’ their noses all up in my bidness — fight the power!
newsletter came out. the one item “people” wanted to cut out just got a LOL (emailed to me) 15 minutes after it got uploaded — IN YER FACE!
RT @neilhimself: Too old to pogo. Too young to die.
RT @nessacakes: Boobquake: http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/62548,people,news,women-plan-boobquake-to-check-iranian-clerics-earthquake-claim-
Sounds like Big Ben Roethlesberger. might actually be a Big Asshole. So disappointed; no longer proud that he’s from my home town.
RT @amandapalmer: PLANNING A HUGE SEX PISTOLS SING-ALONG!!!!! can somebody PLEASE bring a tambourine for @neilhimself?!?!?
RT @FEARLeeVing: THE FEAR STORE IS NOW OPEN! CHECK IT OUT @ http://lnk.ms/6hKgr !! http://lnk.ms/<html><head><title>l …
Bitch! Get yr finger outta my pudding! Just ‘cause you ain’t got anything to do at work doesn’t mean you gotta try and power-trip my ass!
I still own and occasionally play #Cinderella’s Nightsongs cassette tape “somebody saaaaave me!”
I also think warfare is a polluting activity. Icky and dirty, only fun in the movies.
Cherokee considered warfare a polluting activity, warriors required purification…before they could reintegrate into normal village life.
RT @twitfics: The good news is, we destroyed the Ring. The bad news is, we disrupted a hemisphere’s worth of air travel and two dozen na …
RT @BorowitzReport: In his letters, Saul Bellow accuses writers of overconfidence. I guess he didn’t hang out with any, you know, writers.
RT @nyjets: EA: The New York Jets will make a franchise-high five primetime appearances in 2010, including three nationally televised co …