Mystery of the moment: Is this pain behind/under my eye from last night’s whiskey or from today’s acting-up sinuses?
RT @simonpegg: 3D used in films not aimed at children is like seeing someone you respect trying too hard. Like witnessing your dad in le …
Feeling Good: Not only did I get to WATCH the @NYJets last night (rarely ever catch them on TV), they WON!!! J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!
Oh yeah: and Go BEARS tonight!!! Da Bears.
RT @LakeviewPantry: HURRY! Today is the last day to buy your $40 raffle ticket for a chance at $5,000! www.lakeviewpantry.org
RT @Just_Alison: Gregor would have been a much less sympathetic character if he turned into a bedbug.
If any Tweeter deserves a Book Deal, it would have to be @Wise_Kaplan and @CrankyKaplan (even thought Cranky would just say “Fuck You”)
RT @DRUNKHULK: WAKE DRUNK HULK BEFORE GO GO! CAUSE DRUNK HULK NO PLAN GO SOLO! WAKE DRUNK HULK BEFORE GO GO! TAKE DRUNK HULK DANCE TONIGHT!
#np The Walkmen — A Hundred Miles Off
RT Seems like ? for @AmandaPalmer @InnisVie anybody know if this #mic is good for #ukulele? http://schaller-electronic.com/hp14977/10-82.htm
Listening to either mice or squirrels scurrying around in wall and drop ceiling. Fucker sound sneakily evil. And large. *gulp*
Getting “The Silent Treatment” from Biggie J.; enjoying it greatly.
RT @khoi: Just spotted first Uggs of the season. Please America, not another season of those blights on the feet of womankind.
Ah, Zen and the Art of Not Jabbing Biggie J. With A Lit Cigarette In a Roll of His Fat. Better re-read that again soon.
I semi-Snapped. After week of bustin my ass & seeing Biggie J. mostly just sit on ass, I snap “Dude can you really find NOTHING to do? Rly?”
#np Bikini Kill “The CD Version of the First Two Records” Feeling better; Biggie J. has been MIA/hiding since I snapped at him: Wussy!
#np Bad Brains “Rock for Light”
RT @DRUNKHULK: WITH BAD ECONOMY! DRUNK HULK GLAD WENT COLLEGE! DEGREE NO GOOD! BUT ALL RAMEN NOODLE EATING PRACTICE SURE HANDY NOW!
Damn! Whya CFO gotta trick on a brother? Shit, Bitch!
RT @alexpriest: RT @pourmecoffee: Gays are most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being can destroy marriages, the milit …
Two cigarette break. Because that’s the kind of day it is. Sun felt nice. Breeze = good. Amount of work left to do: a vat of shit.
RT @vanessajeanne: Time for a little Big Black. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-R_0BsXBfs
RT @CrankyKaplan: A BLOWJOB DOESN’T LEAVE A CARBON FOOTPRINT. FUCK YOU.
Had a dream last night that I got busted stealing a tomato from the Training Room; WTF? and Freudians: hit me with your best shot/interp!
RT @ApocalypseHow: Guy who invented golf carts: “Hmm…. it’s still too much like an actual sport… WAIT A MINUTE!”
If I were a spy, this would be me (and he actually looks a lot like me): http://tinyurl.com/yk69kg4
#np @ItsTheRapture “Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks” on muthafukin REPEAT!
Watch Woman Under The Influence Heartachingly horrifying, scarily real, and heartwarmingly proof that love conquers all, if we want it
Hey @SteveMartinToGo and @AmandaPalmer when you 2 going to get together and record an “edgy” banjo and ukelele duet together? NYT eat it up
Reading contracts with hangover only slightly worse than reading contracts without hangover; each painful in their own special way.
#Twitter and #Tumblr should merge; it’d be like #WonderTwinPowers! form of: AWESOME!
RT @pattonoswalt: Dear Mr. Jesus — Please keep shitstorms, clusterfucks and Sarah Palin figurative and not real things.
D-d-d-d-dIsco Punk! #np @ITSTHERAPTURE Pieces Of The People We Love
RT @DRUNKHULK: FIRST LADY WANT BAN SALT IN RESTAURANT! DRUNK HULK WORRY PEPA NEXT! THESE LADY DESERVE EAT OUT LIKE REST OF US!
RT @Just_Alison: Don’t call them bed crumbs! Those are futon croutons.
Muzak volume just go loud enough to hear above my Bad Brains Rock for Light; If I were #Hunter S Thompson, I’d have shot the speaker by now
RT @nickmangold: DuDuDuDuh Monday Night Football at #JETS Stadium. It does not get any better
#nowdoing Eating Contracts and Shitting Spreadsheets
#np Pearl Jam “Live” On Two Legs
So stop w/da fightin RT @ultragrrrl Happy Holiday to all my Jewish and Muslim friends Here’s to celebrating diff versions of the same thing!
(Last post directed at governments, fanatics, and twisters of religion…BOTH sides) (and some of us Christian twerps need to cool it too!)
RT @DRUNKHULK: UNLESS YOU SQUIRREL! DRUNK HULK NO SEE WHAT FUSS ABOUT BURN ACORN DAY!
RT @ApocalypseHow: BREAKING: Florida church announces it will not only burn Quran, but also blow up its stupid stupid sister’s Barbies.
RT @thecajunboy: The preacher doing the 9/11 Koran burning said he’s “sending a message” to terrorists. I’m guessing the message is, “Pl …
……basically just told Biggie J. to stop being a selfish prick; Fat Fucko didn’t get it.
As jaggoffs in FLA burn the Quran all Founding Fathers’ ghosts shall arise frm grave look @ each other and say “Are you fucking kidding me?”
RT @pattonoswalt: Calm down, Twitter. The FLA church is only burning the Quran on 9/11 so we can all enjoy another 9/11 next year.
RT @maudnewton: Donna Tartt’s charming essay about being read to by her Scots-Mississippi great-grandma: http://bit.ly/9vKbGK (page 66; …