April 2011
Doing Solo Transverse Carhartt at desk right now RT @McSweeneys Positions Found in “The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners.” http://t.co/JJXMVOw
Apr 30th
Doing Solo Transverse Carhartt at desk right now RT @McSweeneys Positions Found in “The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners.” http://t.co/JJXMVOw
Apr 30th
RT @LakeviewPantry: We’re at 443 followers! Help us get to 500 and spread the word about hunger and poverty in our community. Please RT!
Apr 28th
P.S. Fuck these people.
Apr 28th
P.S. Fuck these people.
Apr 27th
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#Deal30
Apr 26th
RT @DeathStarPR: That awkward moment when you meant to hit ‘Send Fax’ and accidentally hit ‘Fire Primary Laser’ instead. (Sorry Dantooine)
Apr 23rd
2 tags
Apr 22nd
608 notes
RT @poolboypip: Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K. I gotta say it was a good day.
Apr 21st
RT @poolboypip: Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K. I gotta say it was a good day.
Apr 21st
ain’t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire :-( —AC/DC—!
Apr 21st
ain’t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire :-( —AC/DC—!
Apr 21st
dropped an email note on the Prez about Social Media for the company —trying to plant seed so I can create new position/higher pay for me!
Apr 20th
dropped an email note on the Prez about Social Media for the company —trying to plant seed so I can create new position/higher pay for me!
Apr 20th
whoa! I had NO idea one could get a black-head there!
Apr 19th
whoa! I had NO idea one could get a black-head there!
Apr 19th
#np #TheKills Blood Pressure and it’s kicking my ass. P.S. Alison Mosshart: get at me you sexy thing!
Apr 8th
#np #TheKills Blood Pressure and it’s kicking my ass. P.S. Alison Mosshart: get at me you sexy thing!
Apr 8th
#np #GodandTexas as loud as possible in office — tile ceiling shaking dust down and file cabinet rattling vibrating in terror! Fuk’em-all
Apr 7th
RT @EugeneMirman: It’s good to see that 17 years later most people are not mad at Nirvana for killing Poison and Dokken’s careers.
Apr 7th
RT @CrankyKaplan: LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC CLOWNS. DUMB VOICE: “LOOK AT ME, I’M READIN’ TWITTER, A-DOI.” GUESS WHAT’S ON TWITTER. NOT A FUCK …
Apr 6th