Doing Solo Transverse Carhartt at desk right now RT @McSweeneys Positions Found in “The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners.” http://t.co/JJXMVOw
RT @LakeviewPantry: We’re at 443 followers! Help us get to 500 and spread the word about hunger and poverty in our community. Please RT!
P.S. Fuck these people.
RT @DeathStarPR: That awkward moment when you meant to hit ‘Send Fax’ and accidentally hit ‘Fire Primary Laser’ instead. (Sorry Dantooine)
RT @poolboypip: Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K. I gotta say it was a good day.
ain’t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire :-( —AC/DC—!
dropped an email note on the Prez about Social Media for the company —trying to plant seed so I can create new position/higher pay for me!
whoa! I had NO idea one could get a black-head there!
#np #TheKills Blood Pressure and it’s kicking my ass. P.S. Alison Mosshart: get at me you sexy thing!
#np #GodandTexas as loud as possible in office — tile ceiling shaking dust down and file cabinet rattling vibrating in terror! Fuk’em-all
RT @EugeneMirman: It’s good to see that 17 years later most people are not mad at Nirvana for killing Poison and Dokken’s careers.
RT @CrankyKaplan: LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC CLOWNS. DUMB VOICE: “LOOK AT ME, I’M READIN’ TWITTER, A-DOI.” GUESS WHAT’S ON TWITTER. NOT A FUCK …