May 2011
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
Man, what a long-ass week; I have a feeling I may “overdo” it tonight. Tomorrow I might be living The Hangover Part 3.
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
#np The Kills “No Wow” — incorrectly named because it’s, like, WOW!
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping?
He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping?
He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
#np The Spinanes “Manos”
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Holy #Rapture turned out to be Media Rupture
Raptured out. Off to bed.
RT @DRUNKHULK: MORE DRUNK HULK LISTEN TO OBAMA SPEECH ABOUT MIDDLE EARTH! MORE DRUNK HULK REALIZE HE NO EVER READ TOLKIEN BOOK!
RT @ultragrrrl: Is the Rapture playing on Saturday anywhere? If not, why?
RT @ultragrrrl: Is the Rapture playing on Saturday anywhere? If not, why?
THIS JUST IN: “High Value Target” in Navy Seals Team Six compound raid was the porn; killing Osama was just a bonus! #OBL
THIS JUST IN: “High Value Target” in Navy Seals Team Six compound raid was the porn; killing Osama was just a bonus! #OBL
Whoa! @Thefoxyforex started following; that’s a reality twist! Usually I’m following hot women, in the shadows, behind a tree, etc LOL HI!
Whoa! @Thefoxyforex started following; that’s a reality twist! Usually I’m following hot women, in the shadows, behind a tree, etc LOL HI!
And I know what the weather was like in ‘Nam in ‘67 because I was negative four years old — wait, what?
Apparently: Air Rage is the new Road Rage (but same douchebags still apply)
RT @LakeviewPantry: Do you have extra bags? We need them for our clients. We accept all clean bags made of canvas, paper or plastic. htt …
Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom!
Stay near the walls and avoid all drinking fountains and water coolers, “they” tend to hover around them…. lurking and waiting for me.
Ok, and we out!
Returned to safety of office unscathed. Now double-checking a bong-load of tax disbursement dates: God! My life is like a beer commercial!
RT @lvlewitinn: Why did we give Osama a burial at sea and not drag it behind a chariot riding several times around his neighborhood?
RT @elephantant: Whatever, I wanted Bin Laden dead before 9/11, I have it on vinyl.
RT @elephantant: Whatever, I wanted Bin Laden dead before 9/11, I have it on vinyl.