May 2011
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
May 31st
Vacation Tip: When looking to book a cruise, do not sign onto any ships called “The Cleveland Steamer.”
May 30th
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RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
May 30th
RT @nedhepburn: has enough time passed where there can be a band called “Terrorist Fist Bump” now?
May 29th
Man, what a long-ass week; I have a feeling I may “overdo” it tonight. Tomorrow I might be living The Hangover Part 3.
May 29th
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
May 28th
Too Cute! (I’m tearing up a bit, it’s so good) RT @Jezebel Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom http://jezebel.com/5806006/
May 28th
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
May 27th
ugh. Stupid post-Whiskey drinking headache. ugh.
May 27th
#np The Kills “No Wow” — incorrectly named because it’s, like, WOW!
May 26th
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping? He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
May 25th
Did @ITSTHERAPTURE buy that Rapture Tour Bus from #HaroldCamping? He should sell it, I mean “God Gave Rock And Roll To You” (sez Stryper!)
May 25th
#np The Spinanes “Manos”
May 24th
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May 23rd
Holy #Rapture turned out to be Media Rupture
May 22nd
Raptured out. Off to bed.
May 21st
RT @DRUNKHULK: MORE DRUNK HULK LISTEN TO OBAMA SPEECH ABOUT MIDDLE EARTH! MORE DRUNK HULK REALIZE HE NO EVER READ TOLKIEN BOOK!
May 20th
RT @ultragrrrl: Is the Rapture playing on Saturday anywhere? If not, why?
May 19th
RT @ultragrrrl: Is the Rapture playing on Saturday anywhere? If not, why?
May 19th
THIS JUST IN: “High Value Target” in Navy Seals Team Six compound raid was the porn; killing Osama was just a bonus! #OBL
May 14th
THIS JUST IN: “High Value Target” in Navy Seals Team Six compound raid was the porn; killing Osama was just a bonus! #OBL
May 14th
Whoa! @Thefoxyforex started following; that’s a reality twist! Usually I’m following hot women, in the shadows, behind a tree, etc LOL HI!
May 13th
Whoa! @Thefoxyforex started following; that’s a reality twist! Usually I’m following hot women, in the shadows, behind a tree, etc LOL HI!
May 13th
And I know what the weather was like in ‘Nam in ‘67 because I was negative four years old — wait, what?
May 12th
Apparently: Air Rage is the new Road Rage (but same douchebags still apply)
May 11th
RT @LakeviewPantry: Do you have extra bags? We need them for our clients. We accept all clean bags made of canvas, paper or plastic. htt …
May 10th
Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom! Free food in the Breakroom!
May 8th
1 note
Stay near the walls and avoid all drinking fountains and water coolers, “they” tend to hover around them…. lurking and waiting for me.
May 6th
Ok, and we out!
May 5th
Returned to safety of office unscathed. Now double-checking a bong-load of tax disbursement dates: God! My life is like a beer commercial!
May 5th
RT @lvlewitinn: Why did we give Osama a burial at sea and not drag it behind a chariot riding several times around his neighborhood?
May 4th
RT @elephantant: Whatever, I wanted Bin Laden dead before 9/11, I have it on vinyl.
May 3rd
RT @elephantant: Whatever, I wanted Bin Laden dead before 9/11, I have it on vinyl.
May 3rd