RT @shannon_michele: i’m peter francis geraci, chapter 13 of my info tape lmfao #chicagoquotes
Addmaster, you expensive Bastard!
RT @GetDrunkNdParty: Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
To quote #Whitesnake : ‘In the heat of the night…” YEEEAAAAAAAAH! (Tawny kitane … oof!)
First Naked Day of the summer.
I probably shouldn’t be standing on the back porch, what with all these little kids playing in the park :-/
RT @nedhepburn: remember that part in Point Break where Keanu fires a gun into the air and screams in frustration? i do that with Fabreeze.
Just went out for a smoke and a fart; both did wonders for my soul.
Ack! The #ChemicalBrothers are asking me if I passed #TheAcidTest! I don’t know how to answer! Help!
Forehead Sweat. Band name or uncomfortable feeling?