Jun
26th
Fri
26th
Is anyone else nervous that you wouldn’t get this much media coverage if you died today?
Totally calm about it, actually! Going out in a blaze of absurd glory!
My Final Death Plans included (but not limited to):
- a flare gun
- 15 roman candles
- 33 “teenage” chimpanzees
- 1 bottle of Jameson
- 6 hookers (all different races)
- a forklift
- 7 wooden pallets
- 3 kegs of Guinness
- all my friends
- most of my family members
- 1 black 1984 Mazda 326
- 8 oz. of high-grade Meigs Gold
- 3 days in Vermont
- and, finally,1 catered hour at the top of The Empire State Building
…But I haven’t really thought about it…
