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“I am a sick man… I am an angry man.  I am an unattractive man.  I think there is something wrong with my liver.” — F.D.

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(checked infrequently)</description><title>Notes From UnderVault</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @notesfromundervault)</generator><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>marklisanti:

Reblog because: Yes.
[via glinner]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8p973II51qzp85ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://marklisanti.tumblr.com/post/226158369/reblog-because-yes-via-glinner" target="_blank"&gt;marklisanti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblog because: Yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://glinner.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;glinner&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/236536642</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/236536642</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:45:14 -0600</pubDate><category>omg laughing so hard it hurts a little reblog</category></item><item><title>delbertshoopman:

Well, ummm… speechless… I can’t wait for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks98p0clZu1qzn4dko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://delbertshoopman.tumblr.com/post/226545113/well-ummm-speechless-i-cant-wait-for-burgers" target="_blank"&gt;delbertshoopman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, ummm… speechless… I can’t wait for burgers on Sunday with this dude… You all should be very jealous at the great time were going to have.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.louobedlam.com/post/226518893/del-is-like-a-human-power-up-you-see-him-you" target="_blank"&gt;louobedlam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.delbertshoopman.com" target="_blank"&gt;Del&lt;/a&gt; is like a human Power Up.  You see him, you can’t help but be infected by his positive attitude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I’d like to take this moment to show you a more pensive side of Mr. Shoopman.  The quiet side.  The thinker.  He Who Ponders.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never forget that behind his smiles and laughter and glee, there is a human being, a man who experiences the full range of emotions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes Del writes emo poetry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes Del just cries on &lt;a href="http://www.boringloser.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dave’s&lt;/a&gt; shoulder for hours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes he stands on the beach and looks out at the sunset.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Never Forget, Del is people, too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/236497321</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/236497321</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:57:09 -0600</pubDate><category>delbertshoopman</category><category>feelings</category><category>motherfuckin' FEELINGS</category></item><item><title>Damn! I am hungover.</title><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235226818</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235226818</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:15:14 -0600</pubDate><category>hungover</category><category>drunk in the morning</category><category>damn</category><category>I am too old for this shit</category></item><item><title>Society needs to invent some rules about sneeze etiquette. do you have to say "bless you" after every sneeze or can you switch to "what the fuck is wrong with you?" after the 4th one?</title><description>(via shynessisnice)
HA!
This cracked me up! That is straight up professional comedy gold!</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235204927</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235204927</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:43:19 -0600</pubDate><category>sneeze</category><category>health</category><category>WTF?</category><category>ha!</category></item><item><title>It's less sweet than an Alabama Slammer.</title><description>katiebakes:

I get emails all day from the muni bond trading desk with issues they’re trying to...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235200491</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235200491</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:36:50 -0600</pubDate><category>alabamaslamma</category><category>ladyvee</category></item><item><title>When i light up a cigarette people look at me like i’m going to pee on their children.</title><description>(via shynessisnice)
Next time, I dare you to go ahead and do it! ;-P</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235181159</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235181159</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:09:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>friday morning coffee.</title><description>peabs:

oh, hi there. how are you? are you enjoying the fact you can wear jeans to the office today?...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235111337</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/235111337</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:29:00 -0600</pubDate><category>friday</category><category>frisky</category><category>pantsless</category></item><item><title>Click through to see a couple of silly monkeys!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ladyvee.tumblr.com/post/234334462/me-and-my-sister-about-9-months-ago-this-picture"&gt;Click through to see a couple of silly monkeys!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234336982</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234336982</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:27:07 -0600</pubDate><category>monkeys</category></item><item><title>Rip Van Winkle Got Nothing On Me!  Chump!</title><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234335454</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234335454</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:25:22 -0600</pubDate><category>sleep</category><category>sleeping</category></item><item><title>Yes! I know it is 5:00, and no, I can not go home...</title><description>ladyvee:

notesfromundervault:

ladyvee:

stop laughing now; I will remember this in the near...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234333253</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234333253</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:23:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Yes! I know it is 5:00, and no, I can not go home...</title><description>ladyvee:

stop laughing now; I will remember this in the near future.

I’m with ya, homie: ...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234329259</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234329259</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:18:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Burning Red eyes are the new Black.</title><description>Ouch! Rub rub rub</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234148990</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234148990</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:27:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Elizabeth Wurtzel has a point; God Bless the long distance runners!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/LizzieWurtzel/status/5426110155"&gt;Elizabeth Wurtzel has a point; God Bless the long distance runners!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234140964</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234140964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:15:52 -0600</pubDate><category>elizabeth wurtzel</category><category>gay marriage</category><category>maine</category><category>rights</category></item><item><title>At the current time, I do not smoke</title><description>ladyvee:

newfilosofee:

ladyvee:

BUT I about to start. I need to calm my nerves and this counting...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234101511</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234101511</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:18:00 -0600</pubDate><category>angry</category><category>ladyvee</category><category>camel lights</category><category>smoking</category><category>mellow</category></item><item><title>I am about to cry</title><description>ladyvee:

I check my checking account online this morning to find that I am overdrawn b/c something...</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234037552</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/234037552</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:49:14 -0600</pubDate><category>ladyvee</category><category>alabamaSlamma</category><category>cars suck</category><category>the poors</category><category>unity</category></item><item><title>Faith No More — We Care A Lot
(do you?)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FwL6gS6HyTQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FwL6gS6HyTQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Faith No More&lt;/b&gt; — &lt;i&gt;We Care A Lot&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(do you?)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233644630</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233644630</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:05:26 -0600</pubDate><category>faith no more</category><category>we care a lot</category></item><item><title>Sinead O’Connor &amp; Shane MacGowan — Haunted</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C8oyxrrEk58&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C8oyxrrEk58&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sinead O’Connor &amp; Shane MacGowan&lt;/b&gt; — &lt;i&gt;Haunted&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233637340</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233637340</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:55:33 -0600</pubDate><category>sinead oconnor</category><category>shane macgowan</category><category>haunted</category></item><item><title>King Missile — Take Stuff From Work
(I Plead The 5th)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KIXz_vzROrw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KIXz_vzROrw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;King Missile&lt;/b&gt; — &lt;i&gt;Take Stuff From Work&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I Plead The 5th)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233625362</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233625362</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:40:39 -0600</pubDate><category>king missile</category><category>steal</category><category>work</category><category>5th</category><category>no comment</category></item><item><title>99 Tumblarity, and not one of thems a bitch!</title><description>Just need one more like to break a 100!
geeeeee! </description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233288826</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233288826</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:17:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>have you ever wanted to shake someone and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?" </title><description>(via katecoffey)
Yes, and most of the time that “someone” is myself.</description><link>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233284162</link><guid>http://notesfromundervault.tumblr.com/post/233284162</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:11:36 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
